BREAKING NEWS!!!

1. U.S. President Barack Obama claims Oyo State as his home town 2. Goodluck Jonathan Defects To APC 3. Lil Wayne features Olamide and Phyno in his new single 4. Enyimba is planning to sign Lionel Messi this season 5. Beyoncé to leave Jay Z for Jim Iyke, Plans to relocate to Nigeria 6. Cristiano Ronaldo impregnates Tonto Dikeh 7. Nigeria celebrates 5yrs of uninterrupted power supply 8. Tinubu appointed new Manchester United manager, resigns from APC. 9. 28 Year Old Man Kills Himself then runs away, See Photos. Add yours and SHARE!

My stomach nearly burst after reading this article

My Name is XXXXX, from UNIVESITY OF XXXXXX,

I have #100,000 capital, I saved to start up my Typewriting business, because am in OTM.

My Girlfriend wanted a new BLACKBERRY Z-10, I bought her the phone because I love her SO MUCH and it cost me #98,000, now I am left with 2,000....

Yesterday she broke up with me because I was unable to subscribe for her BB plan.

I am confused.

Please what am I :

1. A good businessman.

2. A good boyfriend.

3. Idiot.

4. A man with good heart.

5. God sent.

6. One in a million.

7. Heaven sent.

8. Crazy.

9. Not stingy

10. Mumu

11. Fool

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2014 Mock Exam EXPO

2014 Mock exam EXPO (411):

1. Discuss the fall of Manchester United and the rise of Liverpool in relation to season 2013/14
(20mks)

2. Chelsea first signed Nemanja Matic for 25m, sold him to Benfica for 2m and later re-signed him for 24m.
Prepare a profit and loss account
(12mks)