My stomach nearly burst after reading this article

My Name is XXXXX, from UNIVESITY OF XXXXXX,

I have #100,000 capital, I saved to start up my Typewriting business, because am in OTM.

My Girlfriend wanted a new BLACKBERRY Z-10, I bought her the phone because I love her SO MUCH and it cost me #98,000, now I am left with 2,000....

Yesterday she broke up with me because I was unable to subscribe for her BB plan.

I am confused.

Please what am I :

1. A good businessman.

2. A good boyfriend.

3. Idiot.

4. A man with good heart.

5. God sent.

6. One in a million.

7. Heaven sent.

8. Crazy.

9. Not stingy

10. Mumu

11. Fool

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